1 Out Of 10

redneck couple


A Tennessee couple — Dave and Rebecca Kosmitis both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children.

They went to the doctor to see about getting Dave “fixed.” The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision. Why, after 9 children, would they choose to do this?

Dave replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn’t want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby, because neither of them could speak Spanish.

How Can You Tell If A Redneck Has Been Sitting At Your Desk

1. The monitor is up on blocks.

2. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

3. Deer jerky in the desk drawer.

4. The extra RAM slots in your computer have Dodge truck parts installed in them.

5. John Deer pocket protectors left on the desk.

6. Your password has been changed to “Bubba”

7. There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

8. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

9. The keyboard is camouflaged.

10. You hear him refer to the mouse as a “critter”