If pigs really could fly, I bet their wings would taste absolutely delicious!
Ever wanted to drink out of a toilet? Well now you can.
I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt and Delte. Then if they fuck up I will just hit them all at once. – WillFerrell
Deja Moo – When you know you have experienced this bullshit before.
I Pooped today – And it felt great
My Pen Is Huge – Oh yes it is!
I got Your Back – No need to thank me
I Tried It At Home – Never ever do it
Exercise – mmmm Exercise