Put the Elderly in Prison

Put the Elderly in Prison

Put The Elderly In Prison

We should place the elderly in prisons because they will get a shower every day, video surveillance in case of problems, three meals a day, access to a library, computer, TV, ghm, doctors on site, and free medication if needed.

Put the criminals in nursing homes and they will get cold meals, lights off at 7pm, two showers a week live in a smaller room and pay rent at $4000 a month!

It’s pretty sad that we treat prisoners better than the elderly.

Lift Your Hat

left your hat

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, “If you were a gentleman you’d lift your hat.”

He raised an eyebrow and replied, “If you weren’t so ugly, it would lift itself.”