Some interesting and funny bath curtains
Fat kid in the dumpster. I’d just leave him in there.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s ****.
Chuck Norris doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full.
Chuck Norris once threated to sue Burger King because they refused to make it his way. When asked what “his way” detailed, he replied: “with barbed wire and nails, of course”. He then roundhouse kicked the reporter for even asking.
Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.
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Running up and hitting a sign, what did he think would really happen?
Lets see how far I can lean back in this here chair…
This is why fat people don’t ride skateboards
Fat kid tries to bail off his bike.
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Just because they don’t have thumbs don’t mean they can’t open doors.
Well, you’ve always heard cats will land on their feet, but what if they don’t want to use them?
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined the ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.
Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin’ up gang signs.
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama’s teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama’s so skinny, her pants have one belt loop.
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, “to be continued.”
Yo mama’s so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she had dreads I’d grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama’s so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
Yo mama’s so skinny, her bra fits better backward.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she uses Chap stick for deodorant.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck norris is currently suing NCB, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
